My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
the pizza guy spelled domino’s wrong
These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral compound that disables 99.9% of HIV, herpes, and other sexually transmitted viruses:http://bit.ly/1ne3B9V
from Science Alert
Additional, slightly more detailed, article (x). It uses nanotech!
*orders box even though I never have sex..just in case*
Now You’re Fucking With Nanotechnology
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built